Hi kids. Welcome. It's Hello Diffunction episode. Why do I do this? The last few. It's the

drive-by episode. Oh shit bang bang! 187 hope. Hey guys. Don't forget it.

Murder was the case back here. I'm Pada for you. I'm Crystal. So what y'all doing?

This is a serious podcast. This is important adult business and I want you to start

treating it as such. We're just going to talk about how fucking skinny we are. And yet we are.

And how fucking you're so much better than everyone. Right. And my head is just growing by the

minute. What are we doing? Just kidding guys. Just kidding. This is in response to a really sweet

review we got. It's I laughed so hard. It's probably my favorite one on my fucking god. I cried laughing

because I was out laughing too but like bitch for real. Cut it out. I don't dare you. Yeah get

the fuck out of here. You're you're skinny because of dead dad. My dad died like you inconsecited

or you're not being like oh I look great. You're looking like no I look sick. And as I'm

breathing. Exactly. So fucking how dare you suck my fucking. How dare you act like she's

bragging or something. That's not a flex. That's dead dad body weight drop. Right. That's

somebody who's just really miserable so I mean. Yeah so welcome. I'm glad you're here and I know

you're still here and I look and I will be fucking listen. Yes. You hate listen. I know how

you hate it. I know how that is though when you can't stand somebody and you'll be the first

one to tune in. I got a few. Good. I do. I feel you. I fucking feel you. So welcome.

Todd out of nowhere again. My vagina is like we are not on speaking terms right now.

Fucking really pissed off of you. I got a UTI really bad knock on wood because even just saying

it one of you is going to get it. So I got I did a phone appointment and I got called in a

prescription like a few days ago. And you know when you get the right prescription you feel

relief like the same day. Yeah. So I did the demonos shit when I first felt it coming on but like

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