Hi, guys. Welcome to Hello Disfunction. This is Patafria, the president. I'm

Krystal, Vice President of Scamsisters Incorporated. Might be a scam. Have you

guys figured it out yet? Co-president of scammers anonymous. I like the title of

that. Let's have you. Do you guys see it yet? Or like what? Or do you want a

mission to convince people we're scammers? I read that and all it's all I

fucking saw was I don't want to give you any money. But dance. Dance girl dance.

Now right now. Yeah exactly. I saw red. No, for real. That shit pissed me off. And we

love a funny. Just respectful review as long as it's funny. But like make

sense. Make sense. Spell things right. And like, you know, have it be like, and

real complaint. I don't know. And maybe don't have it be a total contradiction.

You say we're hard up for money, but yet you don't want to pay Patreon and get

four extra episodes a month. So make that make sense. Because we just because we

don't want to pay for your lifestyle. We don't get as many. Oh my lavish lifestyle

of bath robes and flip flops. Thank you. My lavish rich man lifestyle. Everyone

crammed in an apartment. We're not living large because we pay rent. Motherfucker.

Please. Please don't get ahead of you. And I know you're not supposed to fucking speak

on negative stuff, but our whole show is about real lives, real feelings, real shit.

And it sometimes stirs up really motions. Yeah. And it sometimes were like, did we

overshare? Did we tell too much? Should we take that out? Like, yeah, the same scripted

shit. This is like our real fucked up lives. So it's not like we drew this picture and

you're criticizing something we drew. Like every story is a piece of why we are the way

we are. We are, you know, like little moments of our story for sure. And it's, um, yeah,

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