187: Getting a Nut Off w/ Whitney Cummings

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

The boys are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to talk about the childhood trauma that makes you funnier, modern masculinity, and why incest smells so bad. They also help a listener break some bad news to his brother and learn why Whitney is saving drugs for the nursing home.

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0:00.0	The scarier you are of robots often the more necrophilia you have in your ancestry.
0:06.5	Here's something crazy.
0:11.6	Why is every podcast a bunch of successful comedians being, oh, that fucking room man.
0:19.2	I go on shows I can't be me.
0:22.2	I can't say whatever I want to fuck down.
0:24.2	I'm not doing felon if I can't say tranny.
0:27.2	So there's not one city that you're like, no, you're has to be run the cameras.
0:32.4	I was the fucking camera.
0:34.4	We're in.
0:35.2	When it comes, ladies and gentlemen, she's coming hot.
0:37.6	She's coming.
0:38.4	She's saying that we're not allowed to have feelings.
0:40.8	Dude, that's like my dad.
0:41.6	I win some my dad the other day with a problem in life and he told me to compartmentalize.
0:46.0	He goes, well, Trevor, you got to compartmentalize.
0:47.6	He's working horrible with us.
0:49.2	Not, not good.
0:50.0	But there's like this is the opposite.
0:52.0	Like what I did when I was raising you.
0:53.6	I can't believe.
0:54.8	100%.
0:56.0	100% with you.
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