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The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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In a two part episode, Tim rants in the new studio about Joaquin Phoenix and the Academy Awards, his thriving jewel business, and what the American people really want: puppets. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Please Support Our Sponsors: https://ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet! https://bluechew.com/ use promo TIM. Follow the show: Tim J Dillon Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/TimJDillo

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0:00.0	Sell your car the Motoway way where dealers compete to give you their best price compete like a rap battle
0:10.1	Kind of like
0:13.1	Man that ride is nice. I'll give you a really really really good price
0:18.5	Please stop the dealers compete so you get their best price for your car no way yes
0:24.1	Way Motoway the way to sell your car
0:27.4	Teasing sees the fly visit motoway.co.uk
0:30.7	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show live from
0:36.2	Los Angeles California
0:39.3	Undisclosed location
0:42.5	Anyway
0:44.5	Everybody happy did you watch the Academy Awards wasn't that fun?
0:48.8	See Joaquin Phoenix go up there and talk about milk
0:52.4	Man hollywoods dad, huh?
0:54.8	It's just the carcass of an industry. It truly is nobody cares
1:00.6	Everybody Pacino Deniro these people don't die
1:05.1	They just keep going. I don't know how they get the best medical care
1:10.8	They're legends. They're literally legends now like you see them. You're like is that them?
1:16.6	They're literally chupacabra like when you see them on the red carpet
1:21.6	And then you have Joaquin Phoenix up there
1:24.1	Talking about the abuse of animals. How many states do they want Trump to win 40 45
1:30.4	What would make them happy
1:32.4	Brad pits up there doing impeachment jokes
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