Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show live from Chicago, Illinois, broadcasting here from the heart of America

Five sold out shows at Zane's thank you guys. We're having a lot of fun over there

Also if you want to catch me in Toronto those tickets are almost sold out

But I'll be there for Valentine's Day and if you've seen my act you know

That nothing gets the pussy's wetter than my act

I am an I am an act where you just fuck right after was maybe dirt

So just know that I am an act for romance

So if it's your first date or if you're trying to rekindle a flame from a marriage that is just gone the wrong way

Especially the latter if you're in a failing marriage my set

Might either expedite that process where you just walk out and go

I don't even want to see you again or it might

Rekindle that old flame that you had when you both met each other years and years ago

But those tickets are Valentine's Day in Toronto

I was watching the Democratic debate last night

Watching what happened in Iowa is great. This is the year of who gives a fuck

This is the year

That the Illuminati just doesn't care. They're just they're going balls to the wall. They're losing power

They're not it's not working the ruling class

It just they don't need to disguise

Things the way they used to

Epstein hung himself in the cell

The apps not tabulating votes. What's the app called? It's called go fuck yourself

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