186-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2014

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This episode is very CHILDISH in the way that we make fun of other living people. We hope you are okay with that. Former NBA player and current mentally retarded person, Dennis Rodman is, well, definitely not the best at speaking outloud. He's in North Korea and he is apparently mumbling his way back. Why are there no more PSA's? Did we solve everything for kids and now they no longer need warnings? Lets bring them back and make them lamer than ever. Fire, kid touchers and drugs are still around so how about we be adults again and start making bad commericals about them for the children, yo. We learned that Kim Jong-Un is a huge fan of the show, but we are not so sure about going over there to do a live show. Something about that guy (City Connection). The mommies are eating healthy and the brown is falling out of us! You will enjoy this show or you will spend the next 15 years in our fart labor camp.

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0:00.0	I mean, I feel like I was in there a long time and like came out and I told you about it
0:13.6	and you don't seem really interested.
0:16.1	I'm getting used to it.
0:17.1	It seems to be like it's happening more than once a day.
0:21.4	I sat down and it took so long to come out and then I've been eating a lot of sriracha
0:27.0	and homemade for the last couple of days.
0:29.2	It's hot.
0:31.2	We've been doing it up in this house.
0:32.6	We have a whole lot to talk about.
0:34.4	A lot of stories, a lot of personal things.
0:37.4	I'm spent.
0:38.4	You know what?
0:39.4	I feel like I need to lay down and take a nap for it.
0:41.6	I know exactly what she means.
0:46.0	I'll go ahead and let everybody know that you guys can see me, enjoy it.
0:54.4	You can see me this weekend.
0:58.2	10th and 11th of January with the great Joseph Rogan at Stan.
1:06.6	Stan, Stan up live in Phoenix, Arizona.
1:13.8	I will be there for shows with him this weekend.
1:17.5	Here's something that's a little unusual.
1:20.2	The very next weekend, next weekend, the 16th through the 19th, I am coming back to the
1:25.6	club.
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