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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

185-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2014

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Jeezy is short for Jizzles - that's a little known fact we made up. As the new year gets rolling we want you to stay POSITIVE. We encourage you to reaffirm positive thoughts about yourself with yourself. You're smart! You're good! You listen to the best podcast! You wear your jeans super high! You idn't greezy! We get to the bottom of the Dog's T**S expression and it really is something else, mate! THEO joins us on the show to share his last few days and also to talk about his favorite vice (not healthy). Who better to get your year rolling than the one and only TOP DOG. He guides you on your brown pathway and gives insight on more than just wiping (sorry Puerto Ricans). This ep is the jeans machine. Sharkeisha, YES!

Transcript

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0:00.0

What is your favorite way to kill somebody?

0:03.0

Oh, no way, my question.

0:10.0

You try it first.

0:40.0

He's just aan't afraid because I hate you.

0:42.7

Quilling is like getting pussy.

0:44.2

Pussy.

0:45.9

Pussy.

0:53.6

Aww, come on.

0:54.1

Come on, come on.

0:56.7

Ch note.

0:59.2

Ch note.

1:00.1

Give me a break.

1:02.5

And a break,aches drum.

1:05.3

Ch note,ch note.

1:06.6

I'm gonna go get some.

1:13.6

I'm gonna go get some.

1:18.6

I'm gonna go get some.

1:22.6

I'm gonna go get some.

1:29.6

All right.

1:30.6

There you go.

1:31.6

That was the top dog tribute.

1:33.6

As I get some from Adam, thanks Adam.

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