186: An Angry Parachute

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:02.8	It began long ago.
1:08.2	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
1:13.2	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and
1:20.7	buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff. Oh, okay, we're rolling. Oh, my gosh,
1:27.2	we're on the air. How about that? Oh. Glad I'm, glad I'm closed. Listen, listen. Just keep telling yourself, dear listener, that they're professionals. Yep. Yep. Shnebly and Tooth. If we say it, it must be on the level. Well, at least if we say it, we've said it.
1:46.9	And that's, I think, important to keep in mind.
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