185: Murdered By Fruit

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact ⁠⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnipley and Toff. You were talking about how many apps you had open on your computer and then
0:29.4	the video stream froze up. It was the weirdest thing. Yeah. Like in trying to fix things,
0:36.1	I broke something.
0:39.0	I'm not kidding or exaggerating when I say that I closed some apps recently on my iPhone.
0:45.9	I hadn't done that for a while.
0:47.8	Right.
0:48.4	I'm not kidding.
0:49.2	I counted them as I closed them 32.
0:51.7	I had 32 apps open at one time. Wow. I think a lot of people don't realize that
0:58.0	that'll really slow down your phone. Yeah. It'll clog it up for sure. I try and reboot my phone
1:04.3	at least once every 24 hours. In fact, I would I would urge our listeners to do that right now,
1:09.6	except it would cancel the podcast, so I don't...
1:12.5	Yeah, don't do that.
1:14.4	Wait till the end of the show.
1:15.4	Wait a while we've buttoned this thing up.
1:18.9	Who's going first?
1:20.4	Oh, let me see here.
1:23.0	I think it's my turn.
1:24.5	Okay.
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