185 - The Battle of the Little Bighorn was WILD!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Chris and Yannis are BACK and they talking about The Battle of The Little Big Horn and no that’s not Yannis’ piece! The boys are putting you ON NOTICE IF YOU DON’T KNOW THIS because the Hyenas are talking about how the good guys won. The boys are talking about how their managers and agents are on notice in 2021! They talk about what they wanted to be instead of comedians. Chris recalls that he wanted to be a teacher and actually from 2003-2004 was working hard to be a New York garbage man. Swear to god!! It’s a scene that is going into his movie that he will inevitably create called “Ridgewood”. SPEAKING OF MOVIES, Chris and Colin Quinn are waiting for a call to hear Florida’s newest resident, Mr. Altucher. But Yanni thinks he hasn’t gotten a call because there is a Jewish war between Jerry Seinfeld and James Altucher. WEI ZHONG XIAN! Now let's get into some history babe 👉General George Custer was a good midwestern boy with nice golden hair. He wasn’t the best student but said he wanted to fight wars and says I’m off to New York and studied at West Point! He was a Civil War hero and went on to fight more wars, like the Long Plains Indian War. Whites and Indigenous people fighting for what is today U.S territory. The battle of Little Big Horn took place in Montana and lasted 2 days in June 1876. The battle was BRUTES as he and his men totaled 650 people fighting what ended up being thousands of warriors. It was a victory for the good guys, the Lakota, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho Indians. Listen to how brutal they were to George Custer’s and how they killed him..and his piece, TOTALLY BRUTES BABE! REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ OUR SPONSOR 🚨 This is brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of the Gary Sinise Foundation. If you don't know who Gary Sinise is, you need to break out the VHS and watch Forest Gump as Tom Hanks plays a total Frank and Beans who befriends Sinise's character, LT. Dan. He has been raising money and advocating for veterans for more than 15 years. Your donations will go to good use: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on Instagram Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Martha listens to her favorite band all the time.
0:03.0	In the car,
0:04.0	gym,
0:06.0	even sleeping.
0:08.0	So when they finally went on tour,
0:10.0	Martha bundled her flight and hotel on Expedia
0:12.0	to see them live.
0:13.0	She saved so much she got her seat close enough
0:15.0	to actually see and hear them.
0:17.0	Sort of.
0:19.0	You were made to scream from the front row. We were made to quietly save you more. Sort of. You were made to scream from the front row.
0:21.7	We were made to quietly save you more.
0:24.0	Expedia, made to travel.
0:26.4	Savings vary and subject to availability.
0:28.1	Flight inclusive packages are at all protected.
0:29.8	I don't know. All right, what's up everybody?
0:46.2	Welcome to a new episode of the history.
0:47.6	Hippina's Chrissy Dee.
0:48.7	Yanni P. today we're going to be talking about the Battle of Little Bitcoin, General
0:53.1	George Custer. And when we're talking about the Battle of Little Bitcoin, General George Custer. And when we're talking about the Battle of Little Bighorn, we're not talking about my piece and usually the fanatics that it gets into. Yes, we're not talking about that. We're talking about a battle, one of the only battles in history where the Native Americans slaughtered the whites, so we're yes, here for it. And it's going to. It's gonna be, it's gonna be a very, very cute. There's a lot of things we learned. The good guys won in this one. The good guys did win. Native Americans did win. So this is gonna shoot right up the algorithm. Right up the algorithm, the Cleveland Native Americans. I just wanna say yes, Georgia, Stacey Abrams. you're my fucking queen. You fucking, yeah, I put up a meme from Game of Thrones that tell Donnie T. It was me and I put your face in the mother's mouth. Yes, yes. We weren't supposed to be cursing in the first five minutes, but what? Blip it. Believe it. Tell this Irish potato monkey to bleep it.
1:44.3	If you don't know this, you're on note test. By the way, January 16th, we've added a show with Sol Joel in the Royersford heated dome. Go get tickets, Christycom, history ienas.com, souljoles.com. We've added a show Royceford, Pennsylvania, Saturday, January 16th. my agents have finagled a way to get 10% commission.
2:02.6	And here's, yeah.
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