184 - Mike Rowe is WILD!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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HAPPY NEW YEAR CUZZIES! We started the New Year by interviewing Mike Rowe !! Guys first reflect on the year. What a nightmare but the boys did grow in 2020! We’re gonna make it in 2021 because reality is a suggestion, so 2020 is still our year. Who’s writing this? Yanni Biden? Anyways health to you and your loved ones, know that this year is the year of the cock. And when we say that we mean the year of the PSEUDO PENIS! How gorgeous is that guy’s voice? I mean Mike Rowe is the most designed man for television that they guys fall in love with. Mike Rowe is lucky this is through zoom or else Chris would kiss him straight on the lips!! Mike Rowe from Discovery Channel’s Dirty Jobs is starting new show. Before we tell you, did you know that this guy went from being an opera singer, to working on QVC’s Shopping Channel to showing us the dirtiest jobs in America. WILD STUFF. Now the kid has a new show about history called Six Degrees with Mike Rowe. Listen babe, everything in our crazy world is connected. Showing on Discovery+, Mike transports himself back in time to some of the most major moments in history and connects the dots between these events. He connects Australian outlaw, Ned Kelley to how wifi was connected. I MEAN HOW WILD IS THAT CUZZIE?! Mike Rowe is a dope entrepreneur who considers at one point working with the guys for a TV show. But then Ven- antifa kind of ruins it. LET’S HOPE MIKEY RO RO ACCEPTS THE NEW PRODUCING JOB she loses! Wei Zhong Xian! We kept is low key this year. Chris and Chazz Palminteri went to Times Square and say Jennifer Lopez ’s ass! ITS WHAT IT IS CUZZIE! The rest of the Hyenas stayed home. What’d you do?! REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ OUR SPONSOR 🚨 This is brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of the Gary Sinise Foundation. If you don't know who Gary Sinise is, you need to break out the VHS and watch Forest Gump as Tom Hanks plays a total Frank and Beans who befriends Sinise's character, LT. Dan. He has been raising money and advocating for veterans for more than 15 years. Your donations will go to good use: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on Instagram Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Big shout out to the sponsor, Helix Sleep. Thank you guys so much for providing the perfect
0:04.4	mattress for us, baby Gorgi. I went to helixleep.com slash wild and I found the perfeworthy
0:10.3	mattress. Thank you. I'm sleeping like a baby. Yeah. If the pandemic's got you down, COVID's got
0:15.7	you down, get the right message to be comfy-wumphy. Happy New Year, guys. Listen, 2020 is our year. We still got
0:26.2	memories to make it happen. Yes. Yeah, we're going to make it happen in 2021 because reality is a
0:31.6	suggestion. Yeah. And so 2020 is still our year. Because we said in 2019, it's going to be our year.
0:37.7	And then Bill Burke came along and we got, we didn't, didn't help our podcast at all. Yeah. But we are days away for me. Hopefully I'm hit, hopefully I'm on Rogan right now. Yeah, you're honest on Joe Rogan right now. 2020 was the year of the bat. 2021 is the year of the cock. and by cock we mean pseudopinus Subopinus Happy New Year
0:57.5	I hope you don't get 2020 was the year of the bad. 2021 is the year of the cock. And by cock, we mean pseudopinus.
0:55.6	Sudopinus. Happy New Year. I hope you don't get COVID. I hope you don't get Kivid. Yeah, so 2021, happy new year. Celebrate safe. I'll be with Chas Pomerary watching J-Lo's ass flap around. All right, babies. we got a nice fun interview with Mike Rowe coming up. I mean, how gorgeous is that guy's voice?
1:14.1	He's got a nice, fun interview with Mike Roe coming up.
1:11.6	I mean, how gorgeous is that guy's voice? He's got a gorgeous voice. He's an industrious self-starter.
1:17.6	I had no idea that Dirty Jobs was a show he created shot himself and pitched the network. I thought
1:24.6	it was a Discovery Channel show that they hired him to host because he's got a silky, smooth voice.
1:28.5	But nah, uh, the kid's an entrepreneur.
2:00.8	He's an entrepreneur. And what I love about him about filming that show about Dirty Jobs, which I didn't know, which you'll find out on the interview, is that it was all pretty much one take. He just didn't want to have a reality show where they staged stuff. So it's like actually a dream for the people filming the show where it's like that whole thing probably only took two hours to film as opposed to doing other reality shows where you have to be there for 12 hours to shoot one bullshit thing that looks staged anyway. Yeah, you guys are going to enjoy this one man. Check it out. Microw. Everyone knows them. Dirtyest jobs. Dirtiest catch. I mean, Deadliest catch.
2:01.8	Dirty as catch.
2:02.7	It's my show about having chlamydia.
2:05.3	Enjoy it.
2:06.1	Enjoy, have fun.
2:07.2	Yeah. What's up, everybody?
2:26.6	Welcome to history hyenas.
2:28.1	We have a very special guest.
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