184: The Moon Ninja Saga!

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to defend the moon.

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Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:00.0	Hello everyone. Welcome to the official podcast. We've got so many topics, but overflowing
0:07.6	with topics. Charlie's coming in hot and ready with a topic. Charlie, take it away.
0:12.3	Well, where did we want to start? Did we want to start with Nutty Noodle? No.
0:16.0	No, no, no. No, no. No, no. What's this about? Hemorrhoids are here.
0:19.8	I just took a, took a painful shit before the podcast. That's really about it.
0:24.6	It's that. I don't know when you got hemorrhoids. I just honestly, I just kind of assume
0:29.0	every time I take a shit that hurts my ass that it's a hemorrhoid flare up.
0:32.2	I guess I don't know how you do hemorrhoids in general. Good. Well, because do you remember
0:38.4	when you and you were visiting Kaya, Jack, do you remember when you two visited? Yeah.
0:42.4	Mm-hmm. That was like the firm. I remember what that has to do with hemorrhoids.
0:45.9	Well, that was when I first like had it. That was like my, the genesis of my hemorrhoids
0:50.3	when you guys came. I remember I remember. I remember. Yeah, I had to fucking touch the
0:54.6	tube of your hemorrhoid cream. It was in the middle of the living room. It was in the
0:59.9	middle of the living room and your dog was chewing on it. And I was like, hey, dude,
1:04.5	you sure you want your dog chewing on this? And I like carried it towards Charlie like,
1:09.8	what is this? And it was like, oh, that's my hemorrhoid cream. And I remember dropping
1:13.9	it and going, ew, and running to wash my hands. It's not like he is sad of the hemorrhoid
1:19.4	tube, I think. Yeah, but I still had, well, doesn't it be fair? Do you want to touch
1:23.2	the other man's asshole cream? Yeah. And that's just cream, though. And then I listen
1:29.7	to get the L that's by his girlfriend's because the cream's toxic to dogs or something and
1:35.0	how dare you. Well, I would like to get her hemorrhoids. I mean, had it a work. The tube
1:41.3	wasn't broken or anything. She chewed on like the bottom part of it. And it's also like
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