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183: Super Simp - The Quest for Onlyfans

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The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to simp for gamer grandmas.


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Timestamps:


00:05:42 - Flat Earth 

00:11:20 - Super Simp 

00:22:14 - Honey *Ad* 

00:23:35 - Super Simp (cont.)

00:48:53 - Paranormal Beliefs

00:51:37 - Burning the Anime

00:58:58 - Skyrim Grandma


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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay. Andrew, take us away this week. Okay. I will welcome to the official podcast where

0:08.6

your four favorite official men officially talk about the official things on their official

0:14.6

minds. We are joined with the four regular boys that's in Jack ordered Jackson, Andrew,

0:21.0

Charlie and Kaya. And today I think Kaya is itching for a topic. It sounds like you're

0:28.7

pretty amped up today. Why is this so? So have you guys? So when you were, I don't know

0:35.8

if you watched the SpaceX launch live stream, am I the only one who was kind of secretly

0:39.7

low-key hoping to blow up? Jesus. Probably. Yes.

0:44.8

That's what I was going to get. There's two astronauts. Not one. Not one. But I was like

0:52.6

tuned in just in case it blows up because otherwise it's it was still kind of cool. But also

0:58.1

you're kind of wondering how much worse this week could get. Yeah.

1:01.8

I had stuff on top of it. Well, so it's a historic event from what I understand. It's

1:07.0

like the first commercial flight into space with people or rather in the last nine years or something.

1:11.8

It had two astronauts aboard. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And so what really stuck out to me that must be

1:20.0

just got off of this. They put those guys in a sardine can. So they'll launch happens. No

1:25.1

problems in anything that's cool. But they're stuck in that sardine can in orbit for like

1:30.0

19 hours. Apparently that was the ordeal that they had to sit through until they got to sit

1:36.1

the entire time. Can they? I think we ran the shuttle. No, they have to be able to move around

1:41.7

the shuttle. They couldn't move. They'd all get deep vein thrombosis and die. I don't know.

1:47.2

The shuttle itself, like the tiny, it really just looked like a sardine can where they could

1:53.0

basically barely move their arms. I don't know. The space shuttle launches again. I mean,

1:58.2

arrives again to earth. It's just too cold. Succeeding with big sums of

2:03.5

physics. No, well, so no, they didn't arrive back. So the whole point was to test out the reusable

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