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No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 29 September 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:21.1	to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.
0:24.2	My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray,
0:28.8	and Aniches Zensky.
0:30.6	Once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven
0:35.3	days and in no particular order, here we go.
0:39.6	Starting with you, James.
0:41.6	Okay, my fact this week is that Avril Lavigne is the celebrity most likely to give you a
0:46.9	virus.
0:47.9	That's rude.
0:48.9	What?
0:49.9	That's rude.
0:50.9	Why?
0:51.9	You can get viruses in lots of different ways.
0:53.3	Not always in rude ways.
0:55.3	Oh, okay.
0:56.3	Well, in the ways I'm thinking of this route.
0:58.2	You could be a stud next to her on a tube and she's got her cold and she touches one of
1:02.6	the poles and then you touch it just afterwards and then you touch your face and then you
1:06.2	might catch a virus that way.
1:07.5	Does she use the tube very much these days?
1:10.3	That's why she's the most likely.
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