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🗓️ 3 September 2022
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi kids! Welcome! Welcome to hello dysfunction with potterfria. And crystal? What episode is this? 184. Oh my goodness. We're getting up there you guys. We're getting old. |
| 0:29.8 | We are. Hold on, sorry. In episodes and in life. Right. My body reminds me every day. Every fucking day, you know, because it's been |
| 0:40.0 | hell a hot. Um, my sinuses are going haywire. I wake up and like all, you know, I'll have pressure and it'll hurt like all the |
| 0:49.9 | time. But yeah, it's been worse lately. And then when I sit up like I hear pops as like the pressure release is there. It's the |
| 0:57.2 | weirdest fucking thing. But on TikTok the other day, there was this guy that did a real, I guess he's an ear nose and throat |
| 1:05.4 | doctor and he was like, I'm going to teach you how to undrain your sinuses real quick. Uh-huh. It's like, you know, just a temporary |
| 1:10.9 | quick fix. I might have thought all the god damned if it didn't work. What was it? Because I think I pull your ears out and you hold it |
| 1:17.3 | for like 10 seconds. Uh-huh. 10 to 15 seconds. And then you take your thumbs and you go under your cheek bones after you |
| 1:24.8 | pull your ears on the sides of your nose. Yep. And then you go under your cheek bones, how hard you know, uh, you rub it |
| 1:31.2 | outward. Yep. For about 10 to 15 seconds. And I'll be god damned if it don't fucking work. Wow. Yeah. That's good. Mm-hmm. I felt it start draining. I was like, look at this. |
| 1:42.9 | Good day. Work. Yeah. I love those hats too. So I thought that was pretty cool. TikTok is great for that. |
| 1:49.7 | Man. Um, I woke up today and I thought I was getting sick again. I had a snotty nose all night. I had to get up and keep |
| 1:56.9 | blowing my nose. Stevie has that right now. Um, my eyes are so fucking itchy today. It's driving me insane. |
| 2:03.8 | Allergies. I guess because I'm actually not sick again. I thought I was. I made an announcement and everything |
| 2:10.3 | and got eye rolls and shit. But I like, oh god, you again. Like, do you need to go to the doctor? Are you calling |
| 2:16.8 | me an ambulance? Right. No, I, but I feel better right now. So maybe not. But last night in this morning |
| 2:22.4 | was bad. It's always the worst. Like when you have anything at night in the morning. Yeah. I hate it too. So let me |
| 2:29.0 | tell you guys, I have a business now. I'm a fucking professional woodworker. She's a carpenter. You guys have no |
| 2:38.5 | idea. I finally got past the sanding. Let me tell you, I have a whole new respect for people that |
| 2:45.2 | paint, especially wood. Not only do you have to rough sand it, you have to smooth sand it before |
| 2:51.4 | you can do anything to the wood. That's a bitch, especially if you have items that have grooves in |
| 2:57.6 | them and intricate detail that you can't just buzz over. Yes, mother. And you have LCD. So I'm sure you're |
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