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Hello Dysfunction

185: One, Two, Three, Six

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Happy Birthday Peez!!
Hers a big girl and is already acting like it.
The Queen has passed. Now return the stolen artifacts. We’ve been having record breaking temperatures, don’t share my goodbye letter and tape your mouth shut.

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0:00.0

Hey guys, we're back. Episode 185. I'll sing it. I'm waiting for you to sit down to see how much

0:25.2

disturbance we have this week. I forgot I had the microphone up. I'll stand up and sing a whole

0:30.2

fucking song. I know you will. I know. I posted a link to the episode the other day, you know,

0:36.2

my story like I do and I played music to it and I put the your song, American girl,

0:43.2

American, my baby's American maid. And I was like, I hope she sees this. I don't think you did though.

0:49.9

We got to sing a different song this week. Yeah, we need a soundtrack by the end of the year.

0:55.2

We're going to put out a fucking an album. A burned CD of all my greatest hits.

0:59.9

With his written titles on the CD, get your CD players out.

1:05.2

Here we go. Where do we start? The Queen died.

1:10.6

Who's sad? The memes are amazing. Black Twitter is on fire and I love them. Oh my god.

1:15.6

They're so funny. So, so, so funny. Yeah, I'm having a great time with the memes.

1:21.4

Right. I was reading about, I'll probably mispronounce it, Benin, the Nigerian bronze

1:30.1

collection of artifacts that have been in British museums. New York actually had some

1:34.9

among millions of others. Yeah, from everywhere else. Right. New York said I was reading an article

1:41.0

that said they would be returning them. Oh, is that right? That's what I read. Who knows?

1:47.2

But, you know, Queen Elizabeth owns some of those. And they're on display.

1:53.8

And they loan them out sometimes. As someone was with that much power, why wouldn't you make

1:59.2

the executive decision to give those back? Because I feel like you're there internally still

2:06.4

who they are. That's why I don't for sure. You know, I don't want to upset anyone, but it's like

2:13.1

you haven't right, right? Did you wrong? You know, when that, when those artifacts were stolen,

2:18.0

I think it was 1897. We were not at, well, not we, but Britain was not at war with Nigeria.

2:26.0

No, like they were just picking up whatever they wanted. They were fun to over. Some British

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