183: Murder Was The Case

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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The kids are back to school and bringing home germs, yay!
Crystal is a contractor specializing in residential renovations. The local Starbucks needs to train their employees on proper protocol.
Bukk is here. Beater Boys. Please keep your pets away from onions and garlic!!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, slid in like a ninja. Welcome to episode 183 of Hello Disfunction with
0:23.6	Potter Free Inn and Crystal. When we get to episode 187, we're gonna do a drive-by
0:29.1	and play all the hits that include 187. I can't, I'm like a child, I can't see
0:36.3	187 and not think of that murder was the case that they gave me. Oh my god. Can't
0:46.4	help it, I'm sorry. It's just how my brain works. Sorry, just the life I live. 211, 211 think of James
0:54.0	Mac and Robberies. Robberies, period. Sorry guys. Grow up. Right. I'm sick. Do you want
1:02.1	to talk about that? I'm sick. No, but go ahead. I'm gonna assume it came from bunny going
1:08.4	back to school because kids are gross and we don't be around people. But peas was
1:15.7	sick. She was sick. Bunny. And then now I'm sick. Well, I'm actually today. I feel
1:21.7	much, much better than I was. But like the last two days have been terrible. My bones
1:27.3	in my face, it down to my jaw's hurt. I think it's like sinus pressure. And so I
1:33.7	COVID tested us in shapes to be safe. And it's not that. But I don't like being sick. I
1:40.5	don't. And it's like the first week. She's only been back
1:45.6	for a fucking week. And now the house is sick. Like, yeah, pissed me off. But today, even
1:52.1	though I'm nazily, I took exaggerate that helped because it wasn't working. No, I've
1:58.9	been taking suit effects. Wait, do you take one? Yeah, take two. All right, next time I'll
2:04.4	try that. But for right now, I feel much better than I was. Yeah, so at least I'm
2:09.5	getting better. Yeah. But yeah, like last night and shit, I was miserable. Don't
2:15.5	break on me, please. I'm not. I shouldn't be contagious anymore anyway. It's like the
2:20.3	third day. Oh, good. But yeah, so here we are. Sorry, here I go. Every fucking episode
2:29.5	you guys could dose of this shit. Crystal's been getting her house in order still. The
2:34.6	progress that you've made looks really good. Thank you, you guys. We're still recording
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