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Brant & Sherri Oddcast

1836 He Tied His Donkey To Tree

Brant & Sherri Oddcast

Brant Hansen

Christianity, Society & Culture, Religion & Spirituality

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

A Good Bible Joke, A Moral People, Ulysses S. Grant, The Constitution, Truth & Common Sense

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Brandt & Sherry Podcast sponsored by MetaShare. To order Brandt's latest book, the men we need or to find out more about the show, go to Brandhanson.com.

0:13.0

Stephanie sent me a joke, acknowledging that it is a dad joke and it is and it's a biblical joke and I have heard it a lot and she acknowledges it's okay.

0:21.0

Okay, but it's the old, the old one, Hebrews. Oh, that one too. Okay, so there's three Bible jokes. Okay. Hebrews is one. The other is how many apostles can fit in one car?

0:35.0

How many? I don't know. Really? You were just talking about the Scripture the other day. It's all of them because it says in Acts 2, 1, the apostles were all in one accord.

0:44.0

Okay, yeah, got it. Yeah, I heard that already. So anyway, I only think it just makes me think of something. This is something we can only discuss on the podcast. Okay.

0:54.0

That there is one funny Bible joke. Okay. Do you remember what that is? I don't.

1:01.0

Okay, so I have to figure out where to explain it. Okay, must be something that we couldn't have done it on the radio. Right, right.

1:08.0

But so there's a verse in the old testament. I think it's Elijah. Okay.

1:18.0

All right, I need you to I need to remember the way they would refer to a donkey. Yes. Okay.

1:25.0

Because we know he's still got kids listening, but I also know. Right. Right. Right.

1:29.0

But we want to make a kid friendly. Got it. So it said that he effectively tied his donkey to a tree and walked a mile.

1:38.0

Yes. Okay. So the question is, who's the most flexible man in the Bible?

1:42.0

I don't know. And it's Elijah. Yeah, I think it's because it says he tied his donkey to a tree and walked a mile.

2:02.0

I'm sorry. No, I think that's still good. It is. Well, if I said so, I know you can't say yes, yes, but that's good. Right. Yeah, that's good.

2:10.0

So if you want to arm yourself with something and a nice like small group, yeah, with the adults there, that's still works.

2:19.0

People bring it up Bible jokes. I mean, it works. You will win the day.

2:23.0

See, I can't remember conversationally whether it was talking to you or whether it was on the show or the podcast.

2:31.0

Okay. About Ulysses S. Grant. I'm going to go on and let me say it was me, but go ahead.

2:39.0

Well, okay. So we talked about I alluded to the era right after Ulysses S. Grant, the read right after the Civil War.

2:45.0

And the reason I bring this up is it's not about politics per se, but it is about culture. And culture to me is bigger than politics.

2:52.0

Okay, but so, but I sent out a tweet. It may seem completely unrelated to this, but I sent out a tweet that said something about how the first amendment is wonderful as a protection against government.

3:06.0

But it's only created for immoral people.

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