Hey, guys. Welcome to episode 182 of Hello Disfunction. And it sounds like we're in a fucking wind turbine. He got that way too high. We're in an airplane hangar. I'm gonna turn it down.

It sets on and jumpsuits. Hello, Roger that. I do begin sweaty though. I'm gonna just turn it down to like one. I think he has it on 17. I guess we're here at the studio. Crystal has 12 bathing suits hanging over here. She's gone bathing suit crazy. It's fucking so that company. It's a scam. Okay, they're like you have to keep buying them. The fucking

company. I bought the hunter green one originally from only sell certain ones in peace like top right. So with the green one I bought, I needed a large top. So I waited for them to restock it. They finally restocked it. I bought the fucking large set. On top of that, I bought some purple high-waisted bottoms in the media. And they fit all right. So I wanted

a different style top because the one I got ain't working for these mom tits. So I saw the one I wanted, but I couldn't buy it separately. It was like in this three-piece piece, like shorts and shirt set. So I bought the whole fucking set, which is ugly. I just want the bathing. Is it a large? Do you want to give it to me? Yeah, you can have it. It's all a cute color. So I fucking the hunter green large top is ridiculously smaller than the purple large top.

From the same company. Right. The same style even. Yeah, the medium bottoms are way smaller than the large bottoms. Those look like a two X. It's just I'm not right from them again. It's because the five-year-olds that they have making right in a sweatshop are sick of it. They didn't eat that day. And they're fucking tired. And they're they're fucking out. They're all fuck you. Fuck you. My fingers are wasted. Fucking mom bottoms. I'm sick of it.

Sick of this job. Sorry, you guys. I have to fucking make noise. Really quick. Let me just make a fucking correct correction.

Uh-oh. Last episode when I kept saying when I was talking about the gree song that I sang in the fucking fair. Uh-huh. Was it not my stupid ass realized after we got done recording, it is not hopelessly in love with you. It's hopelessly devoted to you. So did someone correct you?

Uh-somebody did write in, but I had already fucking listened. I listened to it the next day and I was like, it bothered you. It bothered me so bad. So we're bound to make mistakes like that often. I just, if you don't know that by now, I just want you guys to grow up and know who we are.

Hot mess. Yes. We do this quite often. Fucking hot mass speaking of hot mother fucking mess. We went camping this weekend.

Mark's company picnic is every year. Um, this year it was on our anniversary. Uh, so we go up to Woodard Reservoir, which is, uh, you don't have to give all these details for those that want the details. Here we go.

It's out in the valley of California, past fucking Mantika, Stockton. It's a great place to camp for those that live around here. Um, it was hot as hell. It was like 100 degrees. The first day we got there. Second day was almost. Yeah.

There was a breeze though. So it was a little kind of a little trickery going on. So just real quick. They went that, you know, Friday, I guess, right? Yeah, we got there Friday after. And I know, um, the people that

Mark works with because I used to work for that company before he did. And so I was very close to the own. I still am very close to the owner. Yeah, Mark's boss is family.

Yeah. Yeah. The owner's son, his wife, you know, they're family to us. We love them. We love you guys. So, um, I had all I always plan to go to like their Christmas party or their summer shade or what they do

Hella shit. They really operate like a family or a great company. And I always say I'm going to do it. And then I never do. So they went Friday. I decided to drive up Saturday with peace.

So Friday night was fun.

Will and the kids came up. They were just staying Friday night. Richard was staying the whole weekend with Jess. Uh, Jess is not a camper. That is Princess Bambi right there. And within two hours. She was looking for ways to get her ass back home.

And I love knowing that like me, for instance, you're not a camper. Yeah. And we I know that. So I'm not going to like make the plan to try. I think I said I would a player and trying to. Okay, you know, trying to, uh, make it work. You know, yeah. So because I was going to say I did want to stay. End up wanting to stay a little bit. But I was absolutely going to sleep in the car, which is what I ended up doing because that sounds cool. So it was fucking.

We get there. We're rusty. We haven't been camping since before the pandemic. We forget the hammer. We have to hammer in the tent steaks with a fucking pot. Okay. Then, um, I thought Mark brought our three room tent that sleeps like fucking 15 people.

That's so fun. It is. It's great. But no, we bought. We brought the pop up that sleeps like a seven eight. Okay. So we had Nia, her boyfriend, Stevie, bunny.

And me and Mark, we're all going to sleep in that tent. Well, and the dogs and the dogs. You got the goddamn dogs. The dogs. Let me just say Zach is the most amazing camp and dog ever. Bevy's badge tried to bite. Um,

So only two air mattresses would fit in the fucking tent. Oh, so we gave the tent to the kids. I put an air mount. I folded down all the seats in the back of my car. I put an air map queen size back. They're deflated. And then I filled it up while it was pushed in my car.

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