183: Like A Monkey On Red Bull

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact ⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How's the business going?
0:01.2	We're busier than ever, but struggling to get the staff we need. Oh, recruiting can be such a distraction. We gave Job Centre Plus a try, and they've really helped us out. Really? Yeah. It was dead easy. We got our own employer advisor, Julie, who helped advertise our jobs, shortlisted candidates for us and letters interview at the Job Centre. We've hired some great people, and Job Centre Plus really took the hassle out of it, And there was no fee.
0:23.1	Brilliant. That's straight on my to-do list. view at the job center. We've hired some great people and Job Center Plus really took the hassle
0:21.2	out of it and there was no fee. Brilliant. That's straight on my to-do list. Find out more at
0:25.9	business.gov.com.uk slash recruit. Eligibility criteria apply. What's something you learned in
0:31.5	history class that you feel like wasn't the whole truth? Better yet, what's something you didn't learn
0:37.3	at all that was omitted
0:38.6	completely? That's what I like to call redacted history. My name is Andre White, the host of the
0:45.0	Redacted History Podcast, the place where histories forgotten events, heroes, and villains get their
0:50.9	story told, one episode at a time. The Redacted History Podcast. Real History Never Dies.
0:58.8	Stream the Redacted History Podcasts on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever else you get your podcast.
1:06.1	It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and
1:12.5	Little League practice.
1:14.7	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things
1:21.0	would go horribly wrong.
1:23.8	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
1:27.3	You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
1:29.8	Hey, if your display, your device, your phone, your computer, or whatever you're looking at, says the shallow end with Schnebly and Toth, episode 183, I just wanted you to know that that's exactly what we're looking at and isn't it nice when we can all agree on an episode number.
1:48.2	The difference is that we're looking from the outside in, I mean from the inside out, we're looking from the inside out.
1:56.2	So we see episode 183 backwards from inside the screen.
2:02.3	True, true.
2:03.3	But fortunately, we're dyslexic, so that helps.
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