183: John's Subway Safety Procedures

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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How do you stay focused on one project for a long time? Should I tell this stranger to examine their zipper? Are there other kinds of ketchup? And more! Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	Of course I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:08.3	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you Dubie's advice
0:12.1	and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John.
0:16.2	Yeah.
0:17.2	You know I recently thought about buying a Velcro hat but I decided not to.
0:22.0	What made you decide not to Hank?
0:23.7	I just thought it might be a rip off.
0:27.2	Alright I'm going to retell the joke but make it better.
0:29.4	Hank.
0:31.2	Yeah.
0:32.2	I recently was about to buy some Velcro shoes but at the last second I decided not to.
0:36.6	You know why?
0:37.6	Why?
0:38.6	I just like the tying.
0:41.6	I'm here all week.
0:45.9	I just like I prefer.
0:47.9	This is like the feel of a string on my fingers.
0:51.3	Yeah I don't know.
0:52.3	It just makes me feel accomplished when I tie my shoes in the morning.
0:55.7	I'm always like look what I did.
0:58.1	I did something today at least.
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