Getting money from clients can feel like trying to wrestle honey from a grizzly bear

that hasn't eaten in days, while an amorous skunk clings to your leg.

Not now skunky.

But with zero online invoice payments through Stripe and Go Cardless,

you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your cash flow flowing.

Soon, rather than wrestling a grizzly bear, it feels more like you're cuddling a koala bear.

Aw.

On a really soft sofa, while watching her favourite soap.

I can't believe she was his mother.

The Healthy Business, Sedge Zero with an X. Dear listeners, this is an email I got from Jackie Smith a few minutes ago, just getting

dressed, be about five minutes late. Would you like to tell the listeners what time it is, Jackie?

Yes, but you are, you are introducing me, Ian Dale, because it is now 10 past 11, but let me be clear with our listeners, right?

I got up at just before 8 o'clock, I went out for a run.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right?

I went out for a run.

I came back, I had a bacon sandwich, and then I made the for a run. I came back.

I had a bacon sandwich and then I made the mistake of getting in the bath and it was very hot and lovely.

And I got a bit, you know, I lounged a bit too much when I should have been jumping out ready to.

So I don't want you to give them the impression that I've been in bed until 11 o'clock in the morning. And there's me packing up mugs, going up the shop to drop them to the Hermes people,

industrious as ever.

I've got a new little merchandise range in my online shop coming this week.

Oh, what's that?

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