182 - The First Festival of the Gods

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Gunt, God of Pleasure (@necrobranson) invites Darklight, God of Hope and Darkness (@intellegint) and Ulf, The Trickster God (@charlesraustin) to celebrate the creation of their own pantheon. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0	The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:05.2	This podcast is entitled The First Festival of the Gods. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:11.5	Welcome to episode one. All right, settle down, settle down, greetings. Gods and goddesses. Welcome to all beings, divine or not.
0:24.2	Welcome to all of the talking shrubbery.
0:26.8	Hello.
0:27.4	And welcome to the one demon.
0:28.8	Yes, yes.
0:29.6	I invited a demon, but don't worry about him.
0:32.7	He's cool.
0:33.2	I'll vouch for him.
0:34.7	Welcome to all the non-sensient forces.
0:37.3	Forces of nature, change, order, decay is here.
0:42.2	Many of you represented in your genderless avatars, welcome. Welcome to all the anthropomorphic
0:48.1	animals. I know I made a couple of you, the rat people mostly. Some of you I don't recognize,
0:56.6	by assume someone here brought them with us, and not sure who invited the Dracula. That's not my guy. I just want you guys to know
1:02.9	that that Dracula is not my guy. So whoever brought him, you are responsible for the Dracula
1:09.0	if you bought him.
1:12.3	On to business.
1:16.2	We are gathered today at the dawn of a new age. We are a new pantheon of gods who have inherited a brand new, untouched virgin world.
1:25.0	This will be ours to make our own, and we shall fill it with our worshippers who will
1:31.3	empower us with every single uttered prayer. I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to get into
1:37.2	some really nasty stuff. But first, before we all rush off to different corners of the globe
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