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The Skepticrat
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🗓️ 12 September 2022
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Headline Sources:
Queen Lizzy dies: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/08/queen-elizabeth-ii-britains-longest-reigning-monarch-dies-aged-96
Kiwi farms shuts down: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/sep/07/techscape-kiwi-farms-cloudflare
Judge tosses Trump’s suit against Hillary Clinton and the rest of Earth: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/09/09/trump-hillary-clinton-lawsuit-2016-election/
Liz Truss becomes UK prime minister after meeting Queen at Balmoral https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/sep/06/liz-truss-becomes-uk-prime-minister-meeting-queen-balmoral
NY declares state of emergency over low polio vaccination rates: https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/09/health/new-york-polio-disaster-emergency/index.html
Kim Jong Un declares North Korea a “nuclear weapons state”: https://www.npr.org/2022/09/10/1122196021/north-korea-declares-itself-a-nuclear-weapons-state
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday, September 12th. |
| 0:16.7 | And the word of the day is Furfie, F-U-R-P-H-Y, which comes to us from those marvelous |
| 0:21.0 | idiom engineers in Australia and means a false report. |
| 0:24.1 | Used in a sentence, the idea that Heath isn't doing the word of the day again this week |
| 0:27.3 | because of a botched penis re-entagement is nothing but a sinister Furfie. |
| 0:31.1 | I think it's only sinister if you got it re-attached slightly to the left. |
| 0:34.9 | Right, right, right, right, I'm no illusions. |
| 0:38.2 | Ah, me labar's neck. |
| 0:39.5 | I'm Michael Marshall, and broadcasting delayed from America's far center and a bit abroad, |
| 0:45.2 | we are the skeptic rats. |
| 0:46.9 | Oh, this week's episode, Transphobic trolls lose their safe space. |
| 0:52.3 | And the UK reveals it's won-in, won-out, policy on lizards. |
| 0:56.3 | But first, the rest of the intro music. |
| 1:11.3 | Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, Eli, Bosnick, and Michael Marshall |
| 1:16.3 | gentlemen. |
| 1:17.3 | Where does this put you guys in the line of succession now? |
| 1:20.3 | Oh, God, I would totally be down for breaking off in John in Scotland. |
| 1:23.3 | Sorry, sorry, I thought you said secession. |
| 1:25.3 | Oh, see. |
| 1:26.3 | And I'm hoping Charles gets the Empire going again. |
| 1:29.3 | See, we're different sides of the same coin, Martianite. |
| 1:32.3 | Yeah. |
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