It's Monday, it's August 29th.

And the word of the day is mucatious, meaning, of where related to the fruit of tropical

tree-like plants of the banana family, especially bananas and plantains, used in a sentence,

if you told Ray Comfort how mucatious he was, he'd know it was an insult, but he wouldn't

know which one.

Yeah, no offense to whoever made up that word, but we kind of already had looks like a

dick in the vocabulary, so it seemed like you were doubling your work.

Really, honestly, didn't do the synonym.

I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick, and broadcasting delay from America's far center.

We are the Skeptocrats.

On this week's episode, we finally have a story about mysterious bones in somebody's

yard that doesn't involve Catholic schools.

Donald Trump is deeply confused about how the FBI can have a David.

We'll talk about later cheese of the green variety.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

We're joining me for headlines tonight as fellow Skeptocrat Eli Bosnick, Eli.

If the FBI rated your estate, what kind of documents would they be looking for, you think?

Probably the scripts for all the lines you peep now.

Oh, no, yeah, that tracks.

Good answer.

In our lead story tonight, Arizona seems to be the latest senatorial race that the GOP

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