This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 182 of.

Excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast that takes a hardcore look, gets some softcore crimes.

I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with two tales of pasta gone wrong.

I just realized this is the third episode I've done regarding this carbohydrate.

The fourth, actually, if you count that guy that had sexual relations with inflatables and pool noodles.

So it's going to be fun.

Shout out to my girl Amy for sending in the first story we'll be discussing.

And it's an interesting one. Hot off the presses.

I don't really have much to say for small talk.

Let's see.

I just watched Rambo 1, 2, and 3 this week. So that was neat. I'm on a

mega Stallone binge. Tulsa King, lockup, Copeland, watched over the top, that arm wrestling

movie for the third time this year. Can't get enough of that. What's your favorite Sylvester

Stallone movie? Leave me a comment. I'm dying to know. Okay, I'm off to a few silly start here,

so let's just spaghetti into it. But first, we need a couple jokes to set the mood.

What's a kinky Italian's favorite kind of pasta? Fettuccini. Oh dear. Next, what do you call pasta with a cold? Macaroni and sneeze.

Alright, everybody, hop in the minivan and let's cruise these suburban streets while I serenade you with a couple tales of low-level true crime.

Don't worry, my friend. I promise to get you back home by a mariner a clock.

Excuse me.

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