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Hey, this is episode number 183 of, excuse me, that's illegal.

Podcast that takes a hardcore look, get some softcore crimes.

I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with two tails involving alligators.

It's going to get wet and wild.

Shout out to my good pal Esther, host of Once Upon a Crime.

Check it out if you're looking for a new podcast to binge.

She's great.

She tagged me in a story where the headline read,

Florida man arrested for attempting to baptize an alligator in a waffle house using a picture of iced tea. As you can imagine, that got me excited for a few obvious reasons. Unfortunately,

after looking further into it, it turned out to be fake news.

There were variations of this story with different mugshots.

Another headline said, Florida man arrested for attempting to baptize an alligator in a Walmart parking lot.

And yet another, more exaggerated one said,

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