Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode and no such thing as a fish.

Before we begin, we just want to let you in on the special guests that we have this week.

He's called Jason Hazley and he is one of the people behind all the funny things

you've probably seen on TV in the last however many years.

He is behind that Michelin web look as one of the writers for that.

He also writes for Charlie Brooker's screen wipe.

He's also the co-writer along with his buddy Joel of the Ladybird books.

Those adult ones have come out of the hipster and the cat and the hangover and the midlife crisis.

They've got a whole new batch coming out this October, October the 5th, so do get them.

And he is on because he's a really good buddy of ours and he constantly sends us facts

and we just saw this guy's going to be amazing on the show and he was as you're about to hear.

So enjoy this week's app. Here we go.

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you

from the QI offices in Covern Garden. My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with Aniches

Inski, Andrew Hunter Murray and Jason Hazley. And once again, we have gathered around the microphones

with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

Starting with you, Jason. My fact is the curator of the British lawnmower museum is allergic to grass.

So is it his mission to destroy all the grass in the world with lawnmowers?

By mowing it to work. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So it's suddenly very hateful back museum.

It's one act of revenge on gigantic scale. This is a guy called Brian Radham who runs the British

lawnmower museum in Southport. He's an ex-longmower racing champion.

Does that mean he sits on lawnmowers? Yes, that's a rather than a race.

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