182 - A History Hyenas Christmas
History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
4.8 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
THE BOYS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND WOKE YANNI IS LIVING THROUGH HIS OWN CHRISTMAS CAROL. Yannis Pappas is back in the studio after fighting The Hilary! He is now Yanni Kolloni and realizing that he had a nice life after seeing how hard it was recovering from COVID-19. He’s recovered and now is WOKE and wants us to be aware of Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and all the other holidays. Because it's not just Christmas!
The boys discuss a topic that Chris has always been interested in: The Council of Nicaea. In 325 ACE, Roman Emperor Constantine I brought together leaders of the Christian faith to resolve the controversy of Arianism and establish the doctrine of the Holy Trinity.
Now make no mistake, there were many Councils of Nancia and in one of them, they decided that Jesus had a birthday sometime in December. Now during the time of Jesus, there were many people who claimed that they were the messiah. These guys picked Jesús and called it a day. Right? Really we don’t know! We’re the History Hyenas, go GOOGLE IT CUZ! Everything is real, Yanni is the real Jesus, and Chris is the gender-fluid Holy Spirit. It doesn’t matter! Reality is a suggestion.
All we care is that you have a Happy Holiday season. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa from the History Hyenas🎄
Love you bubbas!
REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another episode of the history hyenas. |
| 0:11.0 | Guess who's here? |
| 0:12.6 | Yani P, aka skinny Yani, |
| 0:14.8 | aka welcome back YTF. |
| 0:16.6 | Y, yani the f y'all. |
| 0:20.4 | How do you feel you're highly medicated? |
| 0:23.0 | Not highly, just a little clonopin never hurt anybody to help with the little bit of the post jids. |
| 0:30.0 | Here's a little Hanukkah, here's a little jub candy for you. |
| 0:32.0 | The studio is, the studio is where I... Here's a little hanao, here's a little jue candy for you. |
| 0:32.8 | The studio is, the studio is where I died. |
| 0:35.6 | Yeah, it's nice to be back. |
| 0:37.6 | This is where I was quarantined. |
| 0:39.8 | It was an experience from Hellcas, |
| 0:42.2 | but it's one of those things that's going to make me a |
| 0:44.6 | better person. |
| 0:45.6 | Yes. |
| 0:46.6 | Okay? |
| 0:47.6 | I'm not going to tolerate any more of your crass jokes. |
| 0:51.0 | Your ethnic jokes. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm fully, what happens when you get COVID |
| 0:56.0 | is you get fully enlightened, I'm fully fucking woke. |
| 1:00.1 | Yeah, yeah. |
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