181 - Mark Normand is WILD!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Comedian Mark Normand joins Chris Distefano this week and guest hosts the poddy. Yannis Pappas is recovering from the 'vid and so we got one of our favorite guys in the building to go wild and talk COMEDY! As most people don't know, Mark is from New Orleans, Louisiana but he doesn't consider himself a southern comedian. He tells us about growing up in NOLA, wild 2 weeks off from school for Mardi Gras, and serial killers like Marie Delphine Macarty and The Axe Man of New Orleans. The Axe Man of New Orleans did not seem so woke as he targeted Italian Americans but yet loved jazz music. The guys give their predictions and we think they discover who the serial killer was -- whose identity was never found! The guys also discuss their time on the road, how they know Jerry Seinfeld, and their Comedy Central half hours. Mark explains what he had during that time and why his face was so puffy! Overall the guys DO NOT hold back and go absolutely wild for comedy and all things 2020. REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ OUR SPONSOR 🚨 Brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of Touch a Life, a charity. Located in Ghana, Africa, Touch a Life rescues children from child slavery and gives them a safe place to heal, grow up with an education, and grow as humans. 👉Please visit their website at www.touchalifekids.org, and consider a donation. Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Get an order of Five CBD Gummies for the price of shipping, go to GetFiveTHC.com! Ships to all 50 states! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on Instagram Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up Muffin' Butts?
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0:06.4	Baby, I've been feeling good.
0:07.8	I've been feeling calm and relaxed.
0:09.3	And it's been smooth, smooth, smooth sailing for your boy, Chrissy Chaos.
0:12.5	I went to Get5thc.com and I got myself some gummies.
0:16.8	That's get5thc.com.
0:19.1	If you want to feel relaxed, if you want to feel cute.
0:44.9	Okay. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of the history hyenas.
0:51.1	Janus is naked in the woods. We got Mark Norman here, everybody. Hey, hey, going to be back in Bay Ridge. It's a 1998 museum out there. I know, dude. Did you bring your Trump 2020 flag? You'll get a free bagel in Bay Ridge if you do that. I forgot it, but I got called. I already got called to. So it's going to be back. What it is. I know. It's probably my dad. Marky, we got a, it's, it's, it's Hanukkah season. We got a Jew on the pod. What is doing for
1:13.8	Hanukkah this year? I'm actually not even Jewish. Oh, I wish, but everybody thinks I am,
1:17.9	which I'll take. Oh, good. All right, Venetia, he's not Jewish. You can take your mask off.
1:23.7	I am circumcised, though. Yes. Pretty cheap. Same. And you and I, you know, because of COVID and all that, and now you and I, of course, we both have lovely girlfriends now. We haven't been slamming puss or being dirty men, but we were dirt bags back of the day there, and we would compete for STDs. You got syphilis once. Which is old school. of the phone. Mark went old school. I would get chlamydia, but Marks
1:46.4	came in what day, they said they had syphilis. I was like, Jesus, it's like the early 1800s. Dude, I had scurvy at one point. I was all over the place. Pirate dick. It was a wild ride. But yeah, no, settled down, happy, but those years are behind me, but I couldn't do it now.
2:00.1	That's a young man's game.
2:01.3	Yeah, same.
2:02.1	And especially with COVID and all that,
2:04.0	it's been nice to just be, Those years are behind me, but I couldn't do it now. That's a young man's game.
2:01.3	Yeah, same.
2:02.0	And especially with COVID and all that, it's been nice to just be locked up. I've had a couple of recent urinations that have burned when I pee, but it's not an SED. It can't be. Isn't that a nice feeling? Oh, it's a great feeling. Burn away, baby. I know it's just the, you know, the weird sock I jizzed in.
2:19.6	No, I'm like, no, now when I great feeling. Burn away, baby. I know it's just the, you know, the weird sock I jizzed in.
2:19.5	No, I'm like, no, now when it burns when I pee, I'm like, yeah, it could be prostate cancer, but at least it's not the clap. I know, but remember how I used to, I used to lay in bed and I go, what is it? Yeah. What do I have? Am I gay? I really, it's funny you say that because I've realized and it's been slowly over the past
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