181 - Oklahomos!
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
This week we talk about our journey of a lifetime to Thackerville, Oklahoma to see Stevie Nicks at the world’s largest casino!! We’re talking vodka Red Bulls, Panda Express pandamonium (hehe), and Zachariah finding God in a fried bologna sandwich. This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:02.3 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:06.4 | It is week 181 here at camp. |
| 0:11.0 | And I'm feeling sultry. |
| 0:12.7 | I'm feeling sexy. |
| 0:14.1 | I'm feeling my oats right now. |
| 0:16.1 | Oh, I wish I had a tangerine, tambourine. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, a tangerine too. A tambourine, tangerine, tambourine. Oh, a tangerine, too. |
| 0:21.3 | Oh, a tambourine. |
| 0:22.5 | Tangerine is actually the future title of a New York Times bestseller that I'm currently writing in this exact moment. |
| 0:28.7 | You just name my book. |
| 0:29.8 | You're so welcome for that. |
| 0:31.2 | Copyright. |
| 0:31.6 | We just came back from a little place in Oklahoma. |
| 0:36.6 | Have I ever said that sentence out loud? |
| 0:38.6 | I don't think so. |
| 0:39.7 | Will I ever say it again? |
| 0:41.6 | No. |
| 0:42.4 | Shout out to the Oklahoma campers. |
| 0:45.2 | You guys don't live in the Midwest. |
| 0:47.1 | That is the plains. |
| 0:48.5 | It is an affliction of the heart. |
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