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just in the race. You're built to win it. Hey, happy campers. Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.

It is week 180 here at camp.

In court is adjourned.

Amen, sister.

I meant to say court is in session.

Court is adjourned.

You guys have a really great day.

Go to recess and play basketball.

I think that's what they called in court.

Yeah, they go to recess.

So what happens is in court, and I read this in school. The lawyers go out to the back and they play kickball. And the judge. Is it, plays for a square. Is the umpire. Of what game, I'm not sure. He's always making calls. He always just has to meddle into something. Nothing is worse than a judge on a power trip. Okay? It's like, we get it. You have a powdered wig and a bad attitude. And we're not about it. Oh my god. Can you imagine committing a crime and it's like, oh, God, I'm like hoping they don't put me away for so long. And then you get a judge on a bad day. He's like, um, usually I'm a light sentence kind of guy, but I'm actually pissed because Duncan spit and pissed in my coffee. So you're actually gonna get Max death row. Oh my god, and then like two days later, he's like, and I was being a brat. And like, that's just, that's how it is. I would like to start off today's episode talking about a crime I've never committed that isn't really kind of popular anymore, but I would have loved doing it in a different life. Larsonie Pippen? No, no, no, no. Her son's on a new show on E. I just got announced. I don't know. I don't know. No, the crime I want to commit would be writing bad checks. Oh, you wanted to bounce, bounce that ass like you bounce those checks. That would have been so easy. It's like,

you don't know. How the hell did credit cards work back in the day when people would do the

carbon copy? Like, I just don't I do not

comprehend so it was really it seems to me it was based on the honor system and then what would

happen was you'd write a bad check because you were down bad and you'd be like whatever and then

like five years later you get pulled over and they'd be like oh now you're going to the slam slammer

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