#18 Sven

Heavyweight

Pushkin Industries

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Relationships, Comedy

4.9 • 17.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Sven was on a jury that sentenced a man named Paul Storey to death. He's regretted it ever since. Then, eight years later, Sven gets an email from Paul’s mother.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:03.0	B'o, Jackie.
0:04.0	You know it's something that we don't do very often I'm realizing,
0:08.0	we're not in France, de all?
0:10.0	Is that I put you chuagutueli? I'm asking if I can use the personal pronoun with you if that would be okay.
0:20.0	I don't want to be presumptuous.
0:22.0	You're like in Greece floor again.
0:24.0	Well, your French never evolved.
0:25.0	If I ever had a girl, you know what I would name her?
0:28.0	What? Poubel.
0:30.0	That's French for garbage.
0:34.0	Oh God. If there was a boy twin, you know what I'd call him?
0:36.0	What would you call him?
0:37.0	Mootard.
0:38.0	That's French for mustard.
0:40.0	Mootard and poo-bell.
0:42.0	Garbage and mustard.
0:44.0	We kind of go together like garbage and mustard.
0:47.0	Yep.
0:48.0	I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and this is Heavyweight.
1:01.5	Today's episode, Sven received a letter for jury duty.
1:17.0	You know, lots of people would say, oh this is such a boring thing, oh no, I hope I don't get
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