Hi podcast friends.

As regular listeners know, I try to run a family-friendlyish podcast.

But because it's integral to the plot, in this episode of Heavyweight, we drop the

F-bomb an unprecedented nine times.

If they were giving out P-bodies for swearing,

maybe I'd get one.

Also, as long as I'm giving advisories,

I also pronounce the word garage as garage. I encourage you to listen anyway.

Hello? Did you get a message from me a couple months ago? A phone message was on your birthday. I was wishing you a happy birthday.

It's possible. I didn't hear anything back, so I was concerned. Yeah. When someone

leaves your message, on your birthday you have no obligation to return that

message. Oh good. But that said, it would have been nice to get, I'm not saying a thank you card, but you know.

So if I was under no obligation, why are you now giving me suggestions as I how I should have responded?

Some things in life aren't obligatory, but we just do them.

You know what I mean?

Absolutely, like picking up the phone when I just saw that you called me.

Exactly.

Like the...

Hey, wait a minute.

From Gimlet Media, I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and this is heavyweight.

Today's episode, Sky. Sky and her son Clark have her ritual.

Every night after his teeth are brushed and he's all tucked in, right before Clark goes to sleep,

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