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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#18: "Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Taste"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? Welcome to Broken Sim. We're back in the saddle. That's what we're doing.

0:20.0

Y'all. Rich and warriors. Karate Karate. How are you Johnny? Did you ever own any of that, uh,

0:29.5

that aftershave high Karate? No, I do not believe I did not know there was a thing called high Karate.

0:36.8

Dude, there's this aftershave from like the 70s and 80s. It's called high, high Karate. And it's

0:42.6

the commercials. The commercials are so funny. Man, it doesn't exist anymore. But the commercials

0:47.3

are all like when you try on high Karate, we include several self-defense steps because the

0:53.8

women are going to be all over you. And it's the commercials literally. Yeah, the commercial is

0:58.2

literally this guy like judo topping women. Oh, that would not fly. But can we watch it? Can you?

1:03.4

Absolutely. We can. Yeah. Hold on just a second here.

1:06.4

We have a bit of movie tonight, huh? Wow, what's that aftershave you wearing?

1:13.9

God. You high Karate aftershave is so powerful. It drives the women's right up in mine.

1:20.1

That's why we have to put instructions on self-defense in every package. High Karate,

1:25.0

the brisk lash on aftershave that smooths and soothes and cools. High Karate aftershave,

1:32.8

cologne and gift sets. High Karate, be careful how you use it.

1:38.8

Well, my favorite thing about that is that it was all self-defense.

1:43.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't going out and just

1:45.1

Karate aftershave. This is high Karate aftershave.

1:48.5

If a man uses too much, he's asking for trouble. And usually finds it.

1:54.9

Because just one with drives women wild makes men irresistible.

2:03.1

Oh, I see. This is this is a little more than the every pack of high Karate contains

2:06.9

and just because he's hiding and self-defense. High Karate aftershave.

2:12.0

That's more of a model. You can tell that's a later commercial. The first one was in like 70s.

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