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🗓️ 5 February 2021
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's up everybody? Welcome to Broken Sim. We're back in the saddle. That's what we're doing. |
| 0:20.0 | Y'all. Rich and warriors. Karate Karate. How are you Johnny? Did you ever own any of that, uh, |
| 0:29.5 | that aftershave high Karate? No, I do not believe I did not know there was a thing called high Karate. |
| 0:36.8 | Dude, there's this aftershave from like the 70s and 80s. It's called high, high Karate. And it's |
| 0:42.6 | the commercials. The commercials are so funny. Man, it doesn't exist anymore. But the commercials |
| 0:47.3 | are all like when you try on high Karate, we include several self-defense steps because the |
| 0:53.8 | women are going to be all over you. And it's the commercials literally. Yeah, the commercial is |
| 0:58.2 | literally this guy like judo topping women. Oh, that would not fly. But can we watch it? Can you? |
| 1:03.4 | Absolutely. We can. Yeah. Hold on just a second here. |
| 1:06.4 | We have a bit of movie tonight, huh? Wow, what's that aftershave you wearing? |
| 1:13.9 | God. You high Karate aftershave is so powerful. It drives the women's right up in mine. |
| 1:20.1 | That's why we have to put instructions on self-defense in every package. High Karate, |
| 1:25.0 | the brisk lash on aftershave that smooths and soothes and cools. High Karate aftershave, |
| 1:32.8 | cologne and gift sets. High Karate, be careful how you use it. |
| 1:38.8 | Well, my favorite thing about that is that it was all self-defense. |
| 1:43.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't going out and just |
| 1:45.1 | Karate aftershave. This is high Karate aftershave. |
| 1:48.5 | If a man uses too much, he's asking for trouble. And usually finds it. |
| 1:54.9 | Because just one with drives women wild makes men irresistible. |
| 2:03.1 | Oh, I see. This is this is a little more than the every pack of high Karate contains |
| 2:06.9 | and just because he's hiding and self-defense. High Karate aftershave. |
| 2:12.0 | That's more of a model. You can tell that's a later commercial. The first one was in like 70s. |
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