179: Don't Call CPS

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Is the Choco Taco really saying goodbye?
Kids, finish your raisin water, snap peas and blackberries.
Shaving Cream has a lot of uses!
Your name coulda been Elvis.
Stop wasting paper towels and wash your rice?

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0:00.0	Don't call CPS, I'm just kidding.
0:16.9	Welcome to Hello Disfunction.
0:19.5	Episode 179 with Potterfriet and Crystal.
0:23.9	It's a sad day.
0:25.3	Why?
0:26.1	The Chocolate Taco has been discontinued.
0:28.1	You know what?
0:29.2	I don't even believe it because why?
0:30.7	It's not for a health reason.
0:32.5	It's not for like the factory, the chocolate taco factories.
0:36.1	Why would they do that?
0:37.4	They're making money just like every ice cream truck has it.
0:40.9	That's what that's my go-to.
0:42.7	That's what they say.
0:43.7	That's what many people go to.
0:44.9	Like I don't believe.
0:45.7	I think they're just faking us out to see if we care.
0:49.5	They brought back the Mexican pizza but took it away again.
0:52.5	For what?
0:53.3	All these games that are being played with our food with our feelings.
0:57.3	I just I don't fucking appreciate it.
0:59.7	And the gaslighting Taco Bell has it.
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