178: Mexican Violence Juice

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to grow tf up everything isn’t funny.
Carolyn might be getting a roommate, Pata Fria is becoming a gamer and we might move to LA.
Never leave your kids unattended, follow these notes on how to be a good wife, zebras in CA is true.

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0:00.0	Hey, can you come help us?
0:07.0	Yeah.
0:08.0	Okay, thanks, man.
0:15.0	Hi, kids.
0:35.0	Welcome to Grow the fuck up.
0:37.0	Everything isn't funny.
0:38.0	Everything is always funny.
0:40.0	Here at Hello Disfunction.
0:42.0	Definitely.
0:43.0	I'm Crystal.
0:44.0	I'm Patta Fria.
0:45.0	This is episode 178.
0:48.0	Feeling great.
0:49.0	Yeah.
0:50.0	Just kidding.
0:51.0	It's a lie.
0:52.0	Is it 178?
0:53.0	I think so.
0:54.0	Yeah, I think so.
0:55.0	We're just going to roll with it.
0:56.0	I'm eating ground turkey, mushrooms, and egg whites.
1:00.0	Is there rice in there?
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