180: He Was On Demon Time

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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We’re doing our best.
Crystal’s house is all over the place, Pata Fria is a carpet cleaning professional, stop leaving your lashes everywhere.
We’re still waiting on Uncle Jimmy, let’s all take monkey pox seriously and always plead not guilty on your tickets. It’s worth a shot.

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0:00.0	We are the world
0:17.1	Go ahead make your technical noise like you love to do
0:23.4	Of course hey guys
0:26.4	Oh my god, welcome to hello dysfunction
0:30.1	Okay, she's like swinging the mic stand around the room
0:36.0	It was stuck under my chair, but we're here. This is episode 180. I'm pot of freedom. Oh my god. I'm a hot mess. I'm crystal
0:45.8	Are you okay now? No, my Kirchiff is in the way. I told crystal. She looks racist and she looks like she's playing hella games today
0:54.7	I pulled up with our coffees. I was like in my phone or something because I like the song that was on I
1:01.4	Glance over and here she comes with her head wrapped in a t-shirt
1:05.8	Now I know the technique for wet hair like I've tried it before I know
1:10.6	I know yeah plop it's a thing, but like she's you have neighbors that
1:16.6	Occasionally wear turbans and right
1:20.3	I said they're gonna look over and think you're playing hell games. Yeah
1:24.7	So that my hair drives not freezing. Yeah, in waves
1:30.1	To get the perfect. It looks really funny and we drove down the street like I look like an asshole. No one else knows you're plopping
1:36.1	They don't you're just being funny. I'm role-playing like a cosplay asshole
1:41.8	Well, here we are. It's hot again. I was sitting in this room a cat came in pressed its paw on the computer and the intro started
1:50.5	I've trained them. They're very smart. I was like wait
1:52.8	You're not a fucking engineer
1:54.8	Like why are you in here and why are you touching shit? You know, I can't stand them anyway, but now they're touching shit
2:02.0	They're babies
2:04.0	and they're all
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