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Hello and welcome.

It's the sexy Valentine's special from regular features. And what could be

sexier than a podcast that comes out the week after Valentine's Day? What could be sexier

than my voice when I've had a bit of a cold. And what could be sexier than Gavin Murphy?

Hi, uh. It's just me and Gav. and we're here. It feels weird. And we're sitting opposite each other looking in each other's eyes. It's romance, yeah. Don't fight the romance. This is romance. Okay. So, yeah, like, this is a bit weird, but it's fine. We've not done a podcast we just asked you before, have we? I don't think so. I don't recall so. Not only is this romantic, it's groundbreaking. Potentially ground destroying. So, Valentine's Day, how was yours this year? We don't know because in the future. It's a trick question. I was about to try to answer there. But then I did remember that it hasn't been. How do you think yours is going to be? If you'd asked me two hours ago, I would have said, amazing, but I had, I've got a pretty new girlfriend. You've got a problem with your balls. I've got a problem with my balls. And I had a conversation. I thought we were pretty much on the same page about Valentine's Day. Right. Given. Did you have to, like, quickly pulp a card and destroy some chocolates? No, no, no. Like, my thing was Valentine's Day is bullshit, but not in the kind of like, you know, blokey builders, like, oh, it's fucking wood. Like, I think Valentine's Day is great, but as a big joke. So I go after, like, the, like, really cornyest cards, like, really tacky gifts.

And I kind of thought that's where Talissa was at as well.

But just over text messages, it kind of feels like she puts a lot more weight on Valentine's Day than I do. Well, you know, it's easy to be romantic. You just got a... But no, I'm being romantic. Like, I've bought... This is what I've got here. But this is the thing. I was trying to tell her, I was like, look, the presents I've got you, the present I've got you and the card I've got you are really shit. But my thing of shit is like really over the top.

Like I've bought her a Star Wars card because she's really into Star Wars. It's got a diamonds in it, mate. It doesn't have diamond cards. That's what you want. It says, will you be my date? How fucking terrible is that? That's terrible. It is terrible. I hate that, yeah. Exactly.

So I thought, that's what, you know.

I'd be angry if you got that.

That's where I am.

And then I've also bought her, you know, I thought, that's what, you know. I'd be angry if you got that. That's where I am.

And then I've also bought her, you know, the card that Ralph Wiggum makes Lisa in things as I, too, oh, the Lisa makes Ralph, that says I chew, too, choose you. I bought her that, but on a fucking massive pillow. That's great. I thought so. It's a good presents. And she might think so as well, so at the moment,

but at the moment she was just like...

What's up on a knife's edge, is it?

Yeah, I don't know. great. I thought so. He's a good presence. And she might think so as well. So at the moment, but at the moment she was just like...

What's up on a knife's edge, is it?

Yeah, I don't know. Because she's organized some kind of surprise to me on Saturday, and I was just like, I didn't know that, that we were doing this. Wow. Well, it's Sunday, isn't it? Yeah. So we're doing some babysitting on Saturday night.

Romance.

Yeah.

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