Scratch myself so hard, a bit of skin come off.

Welcome to regular features, the show that's all about scratching a bit of skin so hard that your skin might actually come off. And botflies. I've got botflies in my not flies. What is a bot fly? Oh, it's just... Oh, my God. A fly on your bottom? You've never Googled botflies. I want to do it. Oh my God, you're going to have an amazing day tomorrow. Really?

Google on YouTube

Botfly extraction.

Yes.

No. It's amazing. You have to cover yourself with a little bit of duct tape so that they suffocate and come up for air and then you get them out with a bit of tweezers and they are like, I don't know, golf balls. It's wicked. Oh, man.

I mean, it's really gross. I don't like the sound of that one fucking bit. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty gross, but fun. Key change. I'm going to talk about this, right? Because I don't like this. It's like, what would you like if I started in, welcome to the spider cast, Gav Murphy. is just now I'm just going to show you pictures of spiders.

Let's have lies in the action feed of that woman

is squeezing about three pints of put out of Welcome to the Spider cast, Gav Murphy. Now I'm just going to show you pictures of spiders.

Let's have live in the action feed of that woman squeezing about three pints of putts out of a man's back. Oh. No, let's not. Let's not. Do it. Something adorable happens to. His school is? Let's do it. Something adorable happened to me this morning. my other half started seeing the regular features

theme tune that we use for the live show

which we don't use any more. Something adorable happened to me this morning. My other half started seeing the regular features theme tune that we use for the live show,

which we don't use any more obviously, but we used to use all the time, every episode all the time.

She started singing that to me.

But it was really funny because she clearly heard it enough to know a bit of it,

but not enough to actually know it.

And every time I kept saying, that's not quite right.

And every time she's saying it in exactly the same way, but wrong.

Awesome.

And I couldn't get to recreate it on a microphone, but I'll recreate it for you now,

if you'd like, for your pleasure.

Do please.

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