178 - I Married A Klepto

Nobody's Listening, Right?

Nobody's Listening Productions

Society & Culture, Elizabeth, Marriage, Mommy, Couple, Laime, Funny, Totally, Podcaster, Comedy, Podcast, Itunes, Advice, Relationships, Married

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:18 The Astronomer Affair 09:40 Today's Agenda 10:38 OneSkin 13:08 Bra Shopping In Bordeaux 30:19 Le Problème Suivant 34:21 Becoming A Bathroom Show 36:43 47 Years Young 40:56 I Married A Klepto 49:00 Churches Are Intense 53:14 Crack A Coke 54:19 French Food Is Good 55:40 Vegetarian Food In France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm sweating telling the story because it was stressful.
0:04.5	I was sweating in that room.
0:06.2	It reminded me of like when I swam and speed swimsuits that are way too small.
0:12.0	Speedos, you mean?
0:13.3	No, they're speed swimsuits.
0:14.9	Gotcha.
0:15.3	Made by Speedo sometimes or other brands.
0:17.5	Yes.
0:17.9	Okay.
0:18.3	But Speedo is kind of the biggest player in the game.
0:20.5	Shut up. I'm sweating.
0:22.6	I've never heard anyone say speed suits.
0:24.9	I've never heard anyone say speed suits.
0:26.1	You're not part of swimming culture.
0:28.0	You piece of them. Nobody's listening, right?
0:44.5	Hi, Andy.
0:45.4	I am so excited.
0:47.4	We're going to talk like no one's listening for an hour.
0:50.5	I want to get into it.
0:52.0	Oh, I have some stuff.
0:54.3	Oh, I have some stuff. Okay.
0:56.1	First, but is anyone listening?
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