178: I'd Still Date Amber Heard

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on dating Amber Heard, the best out of pocket roleplay ideas, and getting hammered at a bachelor party while listening to 90's R&B. They also hear from a listener in a sticky situation and try to figure out why Mr. Beast is the best at Youtube.

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