Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with made a joke saying that you never finish books. So I'm just curious, have you finished any books lately?

So I believe the last audible ad ad was talking about Blackout. And no, I haven't finished that one. I often don't

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Oh, jinks.

What do you want to do today?

You know, it's been a really long time.

I think that we owe everybody some hot mess stories.

What do you think? It's been a long time.

It has.

Do you want to start or do you want me to start?

It's been like a winter without hot mess stories.

I noticed that. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, I'd love to read some. We have quite a few. I know. All right, why don't you,

you want to start? Okay. With L? Yeah. Okay. Elle writes. My husband and two sons went down to

SoCal to spend some time with friends for the weekend.

I had to stay because of work, so I had this brilliant idea to have a fun-filled day of sister-time with my younger sister.

We talked about having a real chilled day and evening due to the fact that most of the time, when we're together,

we end up with multiple bottles of wine and garage time, which included very loud music and dancing for no one.

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