Barry Bridge was a...

Barry Bridge was... he came over to my house like on a Wednesday and then he did my show and then on a Thursday the next day I went to get my hair cut because I'm like Barry Ribs did it Barry Ribs is going to the city and that, that was like 10 days ago. So that was the last time someone that gave me the corona, I think. Like, my barber was, my barber with touching my hair. Yeah. Because you could easily get it. You know, he's the same guy I always used, but he doesn't know if he has. He's a young guy, probably gay. He doesn't know what he has. Yeah, it's the least of his concerns. He's got to worry about his parents. He flew. He took the prep that day. Yeah. Yeah, you might have, I quarantine 14 days are done now. So my wife goes, oh, that's 14 days. So now she's running around all over the

fucking town. Like she thinks he can't catch it after 14. Look, we got people in the house right now.

I'm not even kidding. She invited people over. She was over at some of that. She's drinking today.

Wait, she doesn't drink or she's quarantined. She don't drink. She drinks. But today she was drinking. She was hitting the Chardonnay hard. You know how they get when they get abusive on Chardonnay? And you look at them like they're a man, you know? You're looking at them like, you're fucking getting pretty close to getting fucking one right in the jaw. And you can't do that. It's been going well since we've been on quarantine. I dropped my therapist. I was like, I don't need you anymore. My wife and I are getting along okay. And now she's three fucking glasses into a bottle of Gatto Negro Chardonnay. Is she looking for you right now? No, she's inside. I go, going outside. I'm not, I go, don't bother me for 45 minutes. but I said it like husbandly. I was like, is it okay if we go outside and use the phone for a little bit? Because I just want to know, too, you see me argue with her. Remember she came to a gig once? I almost dragged her behind the Volkswagen. It was a whole studio. And then we had to ask a cop. Didn. Didn't you drop out of a car that was moving? Something like that. It was close. She was trying to get the baby out of the back. And I was like, get the fuck out of the car. And then I was like, oh, boy, we got problems now. It went from, like, normal to, like, I'm going to be in jail if this relationship keeps going. No, and then we were, we were, it was me, Gino and Aaron. Yeah. Summers Point, New Jersey, Adam. And then we're all just waiting for the show to start. Then we see a baby walk into the showroom. Mm-hmm. She put, she, uh, she sent the baby in. Christine sent, Christine, right? Mm-hmm. She sent the baby in Christine sent Christine right she sent the baby in as like so

Aaron would get all week yeah because she knew she knew if she went in first you'd be like oh that

cut yeah yeah yeah as like a as like oh he's the baby will work on him and it kind of did. Right. Yeah. But then, but then Gina was, I think when Aaron was up on stage, you could hear like the baby making noises and Gina was talking to your wife loud. I'm like, take this shit outside you, it's incredibly. There's a rule like you never take your wife on the road. You never take your wife to get. I don't know.

Married couples do it. I'm not a fan of it. Once in a while I let my wife open for me, but you can't do it because of shit like this. And then these people paid you good money for a show. Then it's you trying not to punch your wife for four hours. I know Aaron, the whole show, Aaron's going, That's my kind wife over there.

That could be fun, though. for four hours. I know Aaron, the whole show, Aaron's going, that's my cut wife over there.

That could be fun, though. He wasn't, he wasn't called her a cup, but he, you know, he's like,

he's in the moment. Aaron's in the moment. Right. Yeah. My wife over there right now, we just had a

vicious fight. She's dropped out of a moving car.

Yeah.

It wasn't fun.

Nobody believed it.

Nobody believed you really had a fight like that.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah.

People think it's a bit.

And you're one of the few people that would know what it's like to go through that shit, you know, to argue like that and then have to work. It's not a good, but I think we're funnier when you go through that shit and then you're like, I got to get on stage. And if you talk about it, it makes the set work. But if you don't talk about it, then you're just thrown off and you're in your head the whole time. Yeah, my wife sent me a text one time when we were separated. I was going on,

I was about to go on in Baltimore. The first show Saturday was like obviously the biggest crowd

for the week. She sent me a text. The feature was already on. She sent me a text. I hope you like,

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