176 - I'm a Fat White Girl w/ Tom Cassidy

Misery Loves Company

Kevin Brennan

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4.1 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Tom Cassidy and some Christian/Egyptian/Doctor fans join us this week at Comic Strip Live. We talk about investing in a Wawa, eloping vs. having a wedding and why attractive women never worry about their credit score. Follow us on Twitter @kevinbrennan666 @cassidycomedy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/mlcpodcast.

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0:00.0	Tom Cassidy's here, and then we have a doctor here.
0:23.9	What kind of a doctor are you?
0:25.4	I'm a physiologist.
0:26.8	What does that mean?
0:28.0	It's an old term for physical medicine and rehabilitation.
0:31.5	But are you like a doctor-doctor?
0:33.2	Yeah, I'm not a physical therapist.
0:34.7	I'm a doctor-do-do-do.
0:36.1	You went to medical school?
0:37.5	Yeah, and residency. I went to medical school at NYU in Glenn Coft, the New York College of Osteopathic Medicine, and then residency was at Stony Brook. Okay, pretty good stuff. All checks out. You got the doctor in the line. Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah. Is that your girlfriend or your wife? Fiance, I just proposed yesterday, actually.
0:55.5	What?
0:55.8	Yeah.
0:56.6	Why didn't you wait to do it on the MLC podcast? Pretty good. Yeah, what are you doing? How great would that about? Wait, you missed yesterday? Just yesterday. How long have you guys been together? A year and a half. Pretty good. Not too bad. She called Kevin Mr. Brennan a minute ago.
0:54.3	Some people have respect for their elders.
0:56.0	That's a keeper. Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, she's very respectful. Nice. Well, that's amazing. So you're engaged to be married. Yeah. All right. But you're a doctor, but you're open mic or two? That's right. And where are you open mic? on Long Island at At Long Island. I actually haven't done governors. But Long Island here in the city and stuff, too. And why do you want to be an open micer? I mean, the goal is not to just be an open micer for the rest of my life. It's just a... But you want to transition into being a comedian away from being a doctor um i mean because there's going to be a lot
1:47.3	of work with all these viruses going around the corona i corona oh my goodness am i right
1:53.0	he still got it comedy is uh the other night's tired of show i go hey i miss the opening is anyone
2:00.4	visiting from china
2:02.1	you fucking chinese motherfuckers no because they're animals right you know no you can speak
2:09.8	freely we don't have a big chinese audience can we can we get your professional opinion on if
2:14.9	chinese people are monsters they're they monsters. They don't have FDA.
2:19.0	They eat whatever they want, right?
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