177: Agent Provocateur
Planet Porky
Planet Porky
3.8 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Today's topics include: people who have stopped following the guidelines, Max Clifford, Holly Willoughby's sunset clause, Lady Gaga's dogs, South Sudan's shocking struggles, whether we will really see music gigs in 2021 and beyond, COVID treatments, Porky's bizarre waterboarding ritual, Simple Minds, being the lesser successful half of a famous pair of siblings, Peter Andre, sleeping in socks, the Brit Awards, unusual behaviour connected to a Full Moon, our fractious relationship with dangerous regimes, and Napoleon's wallpaper. It's just another day on Planet Porky!
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, folks, welcome to the latest episode, the latest edition of Life on Planet Porky, with myself, the Porkmeister, and of course, the rock chick-writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones. |
| 0:35.5 | Miss Jones, how are you this fine day? Absolutely rocking here. How's it hanging, Michael? |
| 0:41.3 | How's it hanging? For goodness sake. 30 seconds into the podcast and you're asking me about how I'm hanging. |
| 0:47.9 | I mean, you know, this is a family show. How many times do we have to remind each other? |
| 0:52.1 | Well, that's your dirty minds. Not my. |
| 0:54.0 | It's not my dirty mind. |
| 0:55.0 | Anyway, let's get on with it. |
| 0:58.2 | Talking about hanging, right, now I've been out the last couple of days. |
| 1:02.4 | I like walking and I had some great walks and I walk in Stockbroker Belt, sorry. |
| 1:08.5 | And yesterday I walked towards a sports field and across the sports field, |
| 1:13.5 | and I set myself down at the other end and had a, you know, sort of one-man picnic with a cup of coffee and a sandwich |
| 1:21.5 | and observed the world passing me by. |
| 1:25.3 | A group of six young men and two women, that's eight altogether turned up, |
| 1:29.2 | the two women pulled out mobile chairs, you know the thing I mean, like, you know, a fold-up |
| 1:33.9 | chair. They sat there next to each other, I mean, as close as you would sit next to somebody |
| 1:39.2 | in a cinema, and they started talking, and the six guys put their bags down and played three against three |
| 1:46.0 | football with a football, which I occasionally got up and kicked back towards them. These guys |
| 1:51.6 | were playing full pelt. They were tackling, they were bumping into each other, they were, |
| 1:58.0 | you know, hugging each other when they scored a goal for their side. |
| 2:02.2 | They couldn't possibly have been from the same family. |
| 2:04.8 | They couldn't possibly have been from the same bubble, |
| 2:07.0 | because you're not allowed a bubble of more than two people. |
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