Hi, I'm Timmy the trash can and I love trash.

Popcorn boxes, hot and candy wrappers.

They all taste so good.

Instead of throwing your trash on the floor, won't you please give it to me.

Thank you for considering your fellow patrons.

Thank you to all the people on Instagram that have reshowed to me that are gay.

But also Nazis that are very excited that there's a gay guy out there that doesn't make

being gay his whole thing.

And it's real fun.

Some of those messages I get, people who like listen, hey, I just want to let you know,

I'm a gay guy.

I'm also a Nazi.

And I just want to reach out because it's very important that I'm kidding.

Of course, but you do get a lot of messages from a lot of different people out there.

You don't know who they are.

You don't know who's a fucking fed.

There's some fads in my inbox.

Probably, I don't know.

Keeping tabs on me.

Maybe not.

Some dude who looks like a fucking hot lacrosse player, but it's really a 58 year old and

fucking Virginia in an FBI office just fucking trying to figure out the inner workings of my

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