176: 176 - The Florida Project

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2019

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Timmy the trash can and I love trash.
0:05.6	Popcorn boxes, cups and candy wrappers.
0:09.6	They all taste so good.
0:12.7	Instead of throwing your trash on the floor,
0:15.2	won't you please give it to me.
0:17.2	Thank you for considering your fellow patrons.
0:20.2	Welcome to the Tim Dillon show, everybody.
0:26.9	Black Friday special.
0:29.1	It's the Black Friday special.
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0:41.9	Get in now.
0:43.2	All salesmen.
0:44.8	All sales are final.
0:46.0	All supplies must go.
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0:51.7	Major world.
0:52.7	This is, there used to be a, a, there's a big car dealership in New York City on Northern
0:57.8	Boulevard in Queens.
0:58.8	I used to live a few blocks away and they'd be like, and what they would do is they would
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