#176: The Hot Pocket War

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup. It's not a burger.
0:05.6	That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich. A breakfast sausage sandwich,
0:10.1	the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's. Made with RSPCA at short pork.
0:15.5	Until 11am. Price and participation may vary. Up charges and fees apply to delivery.
0:19.2	Subjects to availability. Have you ever wondered how inbred the Habsbergs really were? What women in the past used for birth control?
0:27.5	Or what Queen Victoria's nine children got up to?
0:31.0	On the History Tea Time podcast, I profile remarkable queens and LGBTQ plus royals, explore royal family trees, and delve into
0:40.9	women's medical history and other fascinating topics. Join me every Tuesday for History Tea Time,
0:48.1	wherever fine podcasts are enjoyed.
0:52.2	It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to
0:58.0	school and Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their
1:04.7	love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
1:13.3	You're in the shallow end with Schnebley and Toff.
1:16.0	Episode 176.
1:18.4	Remember when we finished 175 and we said we got no more left in us?
1:22.3	Right, right.
1:23.1	And somehow we reached deep down inside.
1:26.2	When it mattered most.
1:27.2	And found some and pulled it out.
1:30.0	But it's the dregs, really.
1:33.4	It's...
1:33.7	It is.
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