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The Shallow End

175: Illegal Droid Relocation

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact  advertising@airwavemedia.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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It began long ago.

0:57.2

Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love

1:03.6

for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

1:13.6

Schnebly and Toff. J.G., you look exceptionally calm, tanned, rested, like life's pretty damn good.

1:22.4

I am all ready to hit the road again with the next week for the Box of Audities Live Tour. Yeah,

1:28.8

we had so much fun on the West Coast. You and i spent a little bit of time discussing it last uh last week i did not mention

1:34.0

to you because you were at seattle but not portland uh there were several people that came to the

1:39.4

portland show that were very disappointed that you weren't there. Oh, bless their hearts. And they brought you

1:44.7

gifts. Gifts? Yeah. Well, I would take some gifts. If I'd known there were going to be gifts,

1:52.4

I would have come to the Portland show. I will forward them to you, uh, to your Los Angeles estate.

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